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After being married for almost twenty years, my wife asked me to describe her.
I looked at Lotte for a while ... then I said, "You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."

Then Lotte asked ... "What does that mean?"

He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot.

Lotte smiled happily and said ... "Oh, that's so lovely ..." - but unfortunately she asked me a little later :"But Honey - what about I, J, K?"

Foolishly I answered, " Ohh - well --- I'm Just Kidding!"
After a week - I can now inform you - that the swelling in my left eye is going down, My ribs will heal and our Doctor is fairly optimistic about saving my testicles.

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Fra tingtong´s historie:
our Doctor is fairly optimistic about saving my testicles

I den virkelige verden er det anderledes:

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http://heltnormal...2012/05/09
Jørgen Leth til kamp mod aldersfascismen