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Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office,
but she belonged to someone else...



One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to
her and said, 'I'll give you a $100 if you let me
screw you. But the girl said NO


Johnny said, 'I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on
the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the
time you pick it up.

She thought for a moment and said that she would have
to consult her boyfriend... So she called her
boyfriend and told him the story

Her boyfriend says, 'Ask him for $200, pick up the
money very fast, he won't even be able to get his
pants down.'

So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour
goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his
girlfriend to call.


Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and
asks what happened.

She responded, 'The bastard used coins!'

Love begins with a smile...!
Endures with happiness...!
And dies with a tear...!!

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he he...ja det var en af de bedre må man sige.......



Claus

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he,he, bamsen og jeg som troede at du kun omgav dig med 25 satang´er

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( tryk på billedet for at få et bedre billed )

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samme skuffe
En mand lå nøgen isengen efter at have haft sex med sin nye thaikone, og undrede sig over at hun altid lå og nussede hans lem bagefter,.. Han spørger hende : er du virkelig så glad for den ? Hun svarer : Nej jeg savner bare min egen

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Wanted:
A tall well-built women with good
reputation, who can cook frogs
legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
schia garden, classical music and tal-
king without getting too serious.
But please only read lines 1,3 and 5

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he he...ja det må man sku nok sige