I was standing at the bar of Terminal 3 in the International Airport when this small Chinese guy comes in, stands next to me, and starts
drinking a beer.
I asked him, "Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate, or Ju-Jitsu?"
He says "No, I don't. And furthermore - why the hell would you ask me that? Is it because I'm Chinese?...
"No," I said, "It's because you're drinking my beer, you little prick."
I couldn't help but overhear two guys in their mid-twenties while sitting at the bar last night.
One of the guys says to his buddy: "Man you look tired."
His buddy says: “Mate I'm exhausted. My girlfriend and I have sex all the time. She’s after me 3 and 4 times a day. She wants sex before breakfast, sex before I go to work, when I come home she’s tearing my shirt off as I come through the door.
She’s got her hands down my pants after dinner. She even joins me in the shower almost every night. I just don't know what to do."
A fellow in his 50’s sitting a couple of stools down, also overheard the conversation.
He looked over at the two young men and with the wisdom of years said,
"Marry her. That'll put a stop to all that shit!"
Found a note stuck on my door from my saucy blonde neighbour earlier, saying "I want you to come round tonight and fuck me stupid", but she can piss off.
Woman in K Mart notices a young assistant. He has such a cute arse it makes her randy! She asks him to carry her shopping to her car. On the way she can't hold back any more and says "I've got an itchypussy".
He says "you'll have to point it out love, all these fucking Japanese cars look the same to me!"
