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 Joke....A letter from a Thai women....Joke
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| Lars Lang-Danmark |
Lagt på d. 29/03-2005 22:49
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Fundet på nettet...En joke. A letter from a Thai women. Dear Farang. I write this letter to you. Have to tell you now have big problem at my home Nakon Nowhere. Buffalo sick and can not get rice from Field. My father need 3,000 baht for medicine to make buffalo good again. My brother me fall down the well for water and he break leg, cannot help my father same. Need 5,000 baht for borrow, good man help my father. Now my mother stay hospital and my baby also, both have danger feber from drink water, no good after my brother fall down well. Grandmother have motorbike accident, hit four chicken in road, but chicken fled scene, so have no one pay for her in hospital, next bed my mother and baby, want 4,000 baht for her. Sister in monkey house for make sex show in Bangkok, have to pay 200 baht everyday for food she, but police say no problem, give 20,000 baht sister can go free. Young brother go hospital to cut for be ladyboy, need 10,000 baht for operation. I think easy if you send 100,000 baht to me, can send my bank at Mangdar Bank. Now you stay your country. I know that I stay with you only one night, but you number one man from all 35 I go with last month. Now I know it you I love too much and I think of you everyday, I go room after disco. I not work same bar before - Now have new job Pattayaland Soi 1 at Spicy Girls A Go Go, boss there have good heart and is good man, have lots of pretty girls dancing everyday and bar very good fun. He tell me he have something called Internet, you can see at http://www.spicyg... P.S. Please send photo, so I can remember which one you. "Gå igang med det mulige, istedet for at tale om det umulige"
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| rinpoche |
Lagt på d. 30/03-2005 12:39
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Maengdar Bank? Alfons Banken !  rinpoche |
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| dkjohnt |
Lagt på d. 30/03-2005 17:37
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Her et brev jeg fandt på nettet......det burde være en joke, men er det ikke. Brevet er som følger: Hi there, I would like to relate my exprience, I shall be as brief as possible. I met my fiance, a Chiangmai girl (office-worker) ten years ago. Now she is 32 and I am 56, she had seen stopped working. During the ten years of our relationship I visited her in Chiangmai about three or four times a year. At the end of 2002. I stopped working and opted for an early retirement. My purpose is to semi-retire in Chiangmai, long-term stay, So with my 1-year retirement visa I flew to Chiangmai after remitting 1 milloin baht to our joint bank account. To cut the story short, the three months stay there was not what I expected. Now the bombshell, when quired my fiance told me the 3 million baht I sent over for business over a one-year period was gone. He withdrew everything. What else can I said. After a month stay, I checked our account, a second bombshell, the 1 million baht I remitted just a month ago had also been withdrawn by her. The third bombshell came when she said she did this because I have not given her anything during our relationship. Dear readers, these are what I have given her- 1. I had bought her five cars, now, just left one the rest sold off. 2. 3 motorcycles, the most expensive is a Honda Phantom 200 cc I think 80,000 baht or more. 3. Bought her a two and a half storey townhouse in Amper Muang 4. Built 2 modest single-storey houses on her mother's land. 5. Gave her 1 million baht to build a 2-storey house, but the plan was shelved due to some 'chanot' problems. I never got my million back. These are all big-items tickets not to mention I have been supporting her, her mother and kid sister, etc, etc etc. I am now back in my country, her mun hve called and ask me to go back to Chiangmai. My fiance too called many times asking for forgiveness and one more chance. I have forgave and given her more than one chance. I would like to know especially from some of our Thai readers is it part of the Thai culture, is my fiance asking to much or have I given her too little, or am I just a plan idiot. My friend insisted I leave her, another asked me to seek legal advice to get back whatever I could. So readers, start your bombardments, life must go on. What I have written is all true. A sucker is born every minute..............  arme stakkel...... Boet i Thailand - Cambodia - Myanmar siden 1994, heraf 8 år som guide.
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| dkjohnt |
Lagt på d. 30/03-2005 18:46
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Jeg har sat denne her under sjove ting. Ikke for at af eller bekræfte manden har ret, men hans ordvalg og måde at skrive på fik mig til at skrald grine. prøv at læs den. Dear friends To all you who sending money over to your povery stricken little tilaks in thailand. You poor deluded lovestruck fools!!! Sending money over to support bar girls (i am assuming that they are bar girls or sex industry girls). My wifes family own an apartment block just off sukhumvit,36 small bed-sit type apartments with a little convenience store attached. Most of the apartments are rented by bar/massage girls, sometimes 3 to an apartment. The girls are vivacious, fun and mostly beautiful. They lead an envious lifestyle. They can afford to. The girls come down to the shop, literally on a daily basis to get letters and e-mails translated from english into thai, and then to formulate suitable replies to the poor suckers who have made the fatal mistake of "falling in love" with these girls. These girls, or a very high percentage of the ones that we write letters for, have three, four, five or more guys on the go at same time. The money comes rolling in on a monthly basis, supposedly to support children, family, pay the rental on the apartment, build a house etc. In all cases the guy thinks he is the only one. In all cases the girl makes him think he is the only one. In 90% of cases the money is used to pay off gambling debts, buy gold, pay the bills on the three or four mobile phones that each girl has etc etc etc and buy vast amounts of alcohol from the shop. Very little money goes to support the family back home. I sometimes get to meet you guys as and when you make your yearly or twice yearly pilgrimage to bangkok. Some of you seem quite rational and intelligent. We watch football together and pop out for a drink together sometimes. But i find it hard to keep quiet sometimes knowing what i know. If i am asked for an opinion about the girl in question i will tell you, but you dont believe me because its not what you want to hear, and after you have left,- the money orders still keep coming in. On the days that the guy leaves, the ritual of the airport trip occurs. A sad day indeed, the heavy suitcases, the warm clothing draped over them, ready for the arrival home, the weeping girlfriend left behind to suffer the pangs of loneliness whilst the hard working boyfriend flies back to the snowy lands of europe to toil away for another 6 months or so. Before the guy has settled into his economy class seat, the girl will be back in town, dressed up and ready to party. A new boyfriend will appear in the shop next morning, bleary eyed and bow legged buying his ciggies and an iced coffee for his squeeze, and on it goes. These girls are brilliant at what they do, absolutely fucking brilliant. There may be one or two genuine ones out there who fall in love and form relationships based on love, but for 90% of you, i'm afraid you are making a big mistake in thinking that love enters the equation. So unless you are in the country on a permanent basis, forget it. A lot of these girls are earning 30.000 baht upwards from abroad alone, thats before what they get from guys for short time and long time. These girls are money mad and as busy as rabbits So, all you kevins, helmuts and brads, the next e-mail, or letter that you receive could well have been translated by me. and may i take this opportunity to thank you all for contributing to the continued success of the in-laws business. Work hard lads,and keep sending over those £, $, Euro. Boet i Thailand - Cambodia - Myanmar siden 1994, heraf 8 år som guide.
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Lagt på d. 30/03-2005 19:26
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dkjohn Jamen det er der jo ikke noget nyt i Jeghar selv nede i soi 7 i jomtien siddet og lavet sjove breve til danske mænd som var ligesådan citat But i find it hard to keep quiet sometimes knowing what i know. If i am asked for an opinion about the girl in question i will tell you, but you dont believe me because its not what you want to hear, and after you have left,- the money orders still keep coming in. og ja det kunne ikke siges bedre, Jeg har siddet med andre danskere og gerne ville fortælle dem at deres kæretser havde flere kærester,men mænd vil ikke høre, så er det fordi jeg er jalous eller andet,og så bliver man uvenner fordi man vil være ærlig Og når så en mand finder ud af det så er man et dumt svin fordi man ikke advarede dem,men jeg kom med flere hints om det Så ja jeg boede der i næsten 2 år , og møder stadig piger som jeg kender fra deres bar og deres danske mænd,,,og så siger pigen husk at sige jeg ikke har været i en bar du har mødt mig da jeg arbejdede på hotelllet som rengøring eller sådan noget Men det er jo ikke alle thaipiger som er sådan eller har været sådan bamsen PS.john du har da også prøvet at gøre det ikke Redigeret af d. 30/03-2005 19:28 |
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