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En bekendt blev træt af lillemor. Tog derfor til Nordthailand med hende. Stjal hendes returbillet og pas og brændte alt der kunne bevise hun havde været i Danmark. Gav hende fingeren og rejste til patty og gav den fuld gas.
Der mødte han selvfølgelig en ny model, som han giftede sig med.
 
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Kent26 skrev:
hsthomsen skrev:
Prøv det her næste gang der er brok med damen... På engelsk, OK?

"Here's a true story my wife heard from her sister. She went up country (Korat) to the village for a visit. I remained back in 'Kok because the humidity up there (no air conditioning) is a bit much for me. When she returned, she told this story. One punter who was living with his teeruk (at her village) returned to Farangland (don't know which country) for a visit, leaving his honey behind in their modest abode. Whilst he was gone, she was evidently distributing sexual favours to a man who allegedly, just happened to be, her Thai husband. Somehow the farang got wind of this and returned to LOS. Upon arrival he says to the girl, "Honey, we need a new home, a much bigger and better one"...she naturally loved this idea. But first, he continued, "we have to bulldoze this one and start from scratch". She liked that suggestion as well. So the wrecking crew is called in and they level the place. The next day this guy gets up, sneaks on down to the airport and boards the next flight back to where he came from."

Grin

Dr. Gonzo



En af de mest brugte vandrehistorier. De findes i mange udgaver, men de er da meget sjove..


Det er bestemt ikke en vandre historie , skete i "kamelens" nabo landsby for 6-7 år siden !

Fandens god ide !!
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Vil man ikke åbne sine øjne , må man jo åbne sin pung !
 
Kent26
"Det er bestemt ikke en vandre historie , skete i "kamelens" nabo landsby for 6-7 år siden !"

Har så hørt den fra mindst 20 forskellige farangs.. Altid - en jeg kender har en søster osv.

Søgte lidt på google (kan finde MANGE varianter af samme historie).. Voila:

"I went to visit a few friends the other day 10km outside nongki,on a maine road situation highway 24,whilst sat there i saw numerous trucks with rubble,block cement ect keep turning up at a thai house,one of the guys there then tells me you hear what happen there i said no,he tells me the english guy built a 1.5 million baht house finnished only afew weeks ago,him n the misses had a argument,she went back to pattaya,the mother said to him give me 400 thousand baht then you can live there,he got a flat loader in with bulldozer & jcb ect,and flattened it, he had already gone to the police with all receipts and told them what he was doing,they said no problem,mother called police,they said to her your land his house cant stop him,now hes living with his cleaner at the house where the rubble was being dropped.anything like this happened near you,its certainly put fear into a lot of thais in my village and my woman as of late is treating me real good......... i wonder why.......on another good note the same guy tells me not to worry if you lost your receipts,just go back to the shop give the guy a few hundred baht and he will print you some up..........brilliant.....regards jay.."
 
Kent26
"Fandens god ide !!"

Præcis. En idé. Er måske sket 5 gange (hvis det overhovedet er sket), men udfra historier man er blevet fortalt og historier på nettet, så sker det hver evig eneste dag. Smile
Redigeret af Kent26 d. 07/09-2009 18:29
 
hsthomsen
Jeg tror faktisk på historien, "This is Thailand" - vanvittige ting sker, HVER DAG!

Måske også fordi mange farangs egentlig er nogle skøre kugler, outcasts, social misfits, hel- og halvforbrydere og utalligt andet skrab-sammen!

Nå, må se at finde nogle flere skøre historier..Grin

Dr. G.
 
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