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Lagt på d. 22/05-2006 22:47
Deckard dials his home phone number from work.

A strange woman answers.

Deckard says, "Who is this?"

"This is the maid", answered the woman.

"We don't have a maid!" says Deckard.

"I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house."

"Well, this is her husband. Is she there?"

"Ummm...she's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I just
figured was her husband."

Deckard is fuming. He says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to
make $50,000?"

"What do I have to do?"

"I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den and shoot that
bitch and the jerk she's with."

The maid puts down the phone. Deckard hears footsteps, followed by a
couple of gunshots.

The maid comes back to the phone. "What should I do with the
bodies?"

"Throw them in the swimming pool!"

"What?! There's no pool here?"

Long pause.
 
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