bamsen skrev:
A Farang/Thai couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening
reception at the 'high-rank officers' quarter. They turned on a night
light, turned the answer machine on the phone line, covered their pet
mynah bird and threw the cat into the back yard. They phoned the KKK
(Khorat Kab Kompany) and requested a taxi. The taxi-meter arrived and
the couple opened the front door to leave their house.
Unfortunately the cat they had thrown into the yard scoots back into
the house. They don't want the cat shut in the house because "he"
always tries to eat the bird. The wife goes out to the taxi while her
old husband goes inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, the
Spaniard in hot pursuit.
The Thai wife doesn't want the driver to know the house will be empty.
She explains to the taxi driver that her husband will be out soon.
"He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."
A few minutes later, the Farang gets into the cab. "Sorry I took so
long," he says. "Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. Had to poke
her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap her
in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled
her fat ass downstairs and threw her into the backyard!"