FAMOUS QUOTES
'See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a
penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time'
-- Robin Williams --
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'Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake
whole relationships'
-- Sharon Stone --
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'My girlfriend always laughs during sex, no matter
what she's reading'
-- Steve Jobs (Founder: Apple Computers) --
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'Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport
for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black
pimps!
-- Tiger Woods --
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'Things you'll never hear a woman say: "My,
what an attractive scrotum!"'
-- Patricia Arquette --
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'Capital punishment turns the state into a murderer.
But imprisonment turns the state into a gay dungeon-master'
-- Rev. Jesse Jackson --
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'My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch'
-- Jack Nicholson --
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'Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or
where he lives,but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it
is'
-- Barbara Bush --
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'Ah, yes, divorce..., from the Latin word meaning
to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet'
-- Robin Williams --
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'Women complain about pre-menstrual syndrome, but
I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself'
-- Roseanne --
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'Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place'
-- Billy Crystal --
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'According to a new survey, women say they feel more
comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in
front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental,
whereas, of course, men are just grateful'
-- Robert De Niro --
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'In the last couple of weeks I have seen the ads for Wonder
Bra. Is that really a problem in this country? Men not paying enough
attention to women's breasts?'
-- Hugh Grant --
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'There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting
that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They
say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?'
-- Dustin Hoffman --
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'When the sun comes up, I have morals again'
-- Elizabeth Taylor --
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'Instead of getting married again, I'm going
to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house'
-- Rod Stewart --
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