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 A letter from a Thai women.
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| Peter Jakobsen |
Lagt på d. 03/02-2005 15:35
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Jeg "faldt" lige over denne her!!! A letter from a Thai women. Dear Farang. I write this letter to you. Have to tell you now have big problem at my home Nakon Nowhere. Buffalo sick and can not get rice from Field. My father need 3,000 baht for medicine to make buffalo good again. My brother me fall down the well for water and he break leg, cannot help my father same. Need 5,000 baht for borrow, good man help my father. Now my mother stay hospital and my baby also, both have danger feber from drink water, no good after my brother fall down well. Grandmother have motorbike accident, hit four chicken in road, but chicken fled scene, so have no one pay for her in hospital, next bed my mother and baby, want 4,000 baht for her. Sister in monkey house for make sex show in Bangkok, have to pay 200 baht everyday for food she, but police say no problem, give 20,000 baht sister can go free. Young brother go hospital to cut for be ladyboy, need 10,000 baht for operation. I think easy if you send 100,000 baht to me, can send my bank at Mangdar Bank. Now you stay your country. I know that I stay with you only one night, but you number one man from all 35 I go with last month. Now I know it you I love too much and I think of you everyday, I go room after disco. I not work same bar before - Now have new job Pattayaland Soi 1 at Spicy Girls A Go Go, boss there have good heart and is good man, have lots of pretty girls dancing everyday and bar very good fun. He tell me he have something called Internet, you can see at http://www.spicyg... P.S. Please send photo, so I can remember which one you. |
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| jager |
Lagt på d. 03/02-2005 15:50
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hvad siger surin til at du offentlig gøre et af hans kærligheds breve. jager |
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| Peter Jakobsen |
Lagt på d. 03/02-2005 16:06
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Heemmm, insignifikant! overfører 100.000.- vi kan jo ikke há at familien lider.... |
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| oleskyum |
Lagt på d. 03/02-2005 17:40
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Og her er så måden til af få pengene afleveret. HI FOLKS, (To Whom It May Concern) SKAL DU HAVE DIN THAI KÆRESTE TIL MIDDAG (PÅ BESØG) i DK ? Her er "dagens menu": En 6 mnd. billet , ikke med Aeroflop eller med China Airlines(via AMS),men selveste Royal THAI INTER dct fra BKK : For den NETTE SUM(alt. inkl.) af : 6.500kr i hver tilfældt noget andet end de 7.300kr(ca.49.000฿ ). der blev forlangte av JET, hos Thai Travel.(mere hos andre), ___________________________________________________________________ |
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| surin |
Lagt på d. 03/02-2005 17:41
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jager skrev: hvad siger surin til at du offentlig gøre et af hans kærligheds breve. jager han siger det er et brev fra din kone men jeg gider altså ikke bolle luderen mere |
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| John |
Lagt på d. 03/02-2005 18:19
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Hejsa nu vi er igang Barpigernes 10 bud 1. At the end of the week, specifically Friday and Saturday, many locally employed walking ATM machines will come to your bar, choose carefully! Some have money, but others do not! If he is wearing a suit and tie, check that the tie is not a Pratunam special and check that he isn't wearing trainers. If he is, forget him because he is most likely an English teacher, and they will only give you peanuts, if they give you anything at all. 2. No matter how fat and ugly he is, no matter how bad he may smell, no matter how drunk he is, make sure you always tell him he is handsome. Sit close to him and run your hands over his body, arousing him. As soon as he has paid the bar fine, you can stand clear of him. Even if he knows that you despise him, he'll still pay you. The hard part is getting him to pay the bar, and as soon as he has done that, the rest is easy. 3. Start collecting email addresses from all of your customers, once you have a good collection of addresses, a visit to your local Internet cafe is in order. Send everyone an email. Simply change the name on each email and send it off to all the guys. If you can remember something specific about them, mention that in the email too. These walking ATMs all have a soft heart, so you need to tell them a story to get them to send you some of their riches. Start with a sick buffalo and if he doesn't reply, next tell him that your mother is ill. As a last resort, if he still doesn't send any money, tell him you are pregnant and the baby is his! 4. Practice crying on cue. It is essential that you can produce tears immediately. This will have the effect of helping the walking ATM machine to see things your way! 5. When you get a customer for an extended period of time, make sure he takes you shopping, with Rarn Tong (gold shop) being the best place to visit. Make sure he buys you gold and if he doesn't, see rule 4! As soon as he has left Thailand, take the gold back to the shop and sell it straight back to them, thus increasing your pay out. 6. When locally based farangs are inside the bars, do not speak in Thai with your friends in the bar but rather use Lao, Khmer or any other dialects that you may know. It's bad enough that some of them can speak and even read Thai, but Lao and Khmer should be kept as sacrosanct. Under no circumstances should the farang be taught our regional dialects. 7. Always see him off at the airport. Thai currency cannot be used in his country, so it is highly likely that he will give you all of his leftover Baht as he leaves and says goodbye. While accompanying him to the airport, prevent him buying going-away gifts for his family and friends in his homeland, this will leave more money for you. 8. See Asian customers. They understand that we like to gamble, and they understand that we have lots of unemployed brothers and sisters who need to eat. Therefore, they pay a lot better than the farangs. 9. Remember, when you go with a farang, you must always ask for taxi money and give him the excuse that taxi drivers cannot give change on big notes. Don't let him see the small change in your wallet. If taxi money isn't forthcoming, see rule 4. 10. If you are no longer making money in Bangkok, move down to Phuket where you will be able to start making money again. Give Phuket a few years, then move on to Pattaya. Even if you are approaching 50, it is no problem as the walking ATM machines in Pattaya seem to be so blind, they will not notice. john@dansk-thai.dk
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| jager |
Lagt på d. 04/02-2005 06:15
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hvad fanden surin, jeg troede kun du havde været på de små jomfruer, nu indrømmer du jo at det alttid har været ludere du har kneppet, nu må du bestemme dig, jager |
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| surin |
Lagt på d. 04/02-2005 07:04
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jager skrev: hvad fanden surin, jeg troede kun du havde været på de små jomfruer, nu indrømmer du jo at det alttid har været ludere du har kneppet, nu må du bestemme dig, jager nej det var et medlidenhedsknald hun er jo grim som arvesynden og hun skulle jo tjene til føden dengang hun havde endnu ikke fundet en dum falang som kunne tage hende til danmark |
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