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 The Guys' Rules
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Lagt på d. 31/08-2008 01:15
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The Guys' Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally, the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear "the rules" From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1 Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days. 1. If you won't dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one 1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we. 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really. 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as SEX, CARS, the shotgun formation, or NASCAR. 1. You have enough clothes. 1. You have too many shoes. 1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape! 1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping. Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh. Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh bamsen |
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| Saendaeng |
Lagt på d. 31/08-2008 02:44
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Den rammer , bare ærgerligt at det ikke kan lade sig gøre i virkeligheden.  Kunne godt tænke mig et par af punkterne indført i mit hjem. Michael B Kristensen
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| claus31130 |
Lagt på d. 31/08-2008 02:48
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he he.....hvem kunne ikke det...... Claus  
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| Boes |
Lagt på d. 31/08-2008 14:33
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Fint nok Bamsen, Jeg har lavet en poster af den, som nu hænger ved siden af sminkespejlet.....
"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."
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| swed |
Lagt på d. 31/08-2008 16:49
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Boes skrev: Fint nok Bamsen, Jeg har lavet en poster af den, som nu hænger ved siden af sminkespejlet..... du er en modig mand 
Swed
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| Boes |
Lagt på d. 31/08-2008 17:16
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Hej Swed, Nej ikke modig, men jeg har en Thai kvinde med noget så ualmindeligt som humor
"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."
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Lagt på d. 31/08-2008 17:30
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min kone har også humor , så hun hænger nok sine regler på mit våbenskab
Swed
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| noi |
Lagt på d. 31/08-2008 19:07
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åhh tak bamsen, jeg giver dig er knus hvis jeg møder dig en dag 
noi,
Den der følger i andres fodspor,kommer aldrig foran. ( konfutse ) [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/2d/Confucius_02.png/180px-Confucius_02.png[/img] is not a valid Image. |
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Lagt på d. 31/08-2008 19:52
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noi skrev: åhh tak bamsen, jeg giver dig er knus hvis jeg møder dig en dag uha hvad har den stakkels bamse nu gjort hehe bamsen |
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Lagt på d. 31/08-2008 20:08
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Du kan da bare lade mig få det knus bamse Fedt nu kan jeg række tunge af bamsen
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| demonhaygen |
Lagt på d. 06/09-2008 09:04
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 Bravo Bamsen....That's the funniest joke I've ever heard. And yesssss... most likely all the statements are very right. Hahaha I died laughing my head off dchh |
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