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George W. Bush og Tony Blair er til en middag I det Hvide hus. En gæst kommer hen til dem og spørger hvad de taler om. Bush siger, "Vi ligger planer for Den tredje verdenskrig." "Orv, kan i ikke fortælle mig om de planer?", spørger gæsten. "Se du, vi vil dræbe 16 millioner muslimer og en tandlæge,", svare Bush. Gæsten ser forvirret ud. "En tandlæge?" Siger gæsten, "Hvorfor en tandlæge???". Bush klapper Blair på skulderen og siger, "Der kan du se, jeg sagde det Tony. Der er ingen der vil spørger om muslimerne". |
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Lagt på d. 04/04-2005 23:54
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Kære Oleskyum Det er helt fint med div. vittigheder og selvironi her på Dansk-Thai Web. Men vittigheder som angiveligt er direkte racistiske, og som mynter sig på andres religiøse ophav – hører bestemt ikke hjemme på denne Web. Godt nok er der voldsomme problemer med muslimer i det sydlige Thailand for nuværende. Vi har alle vores respektive opfattelser ang. muslimer, ligeledes har vores Thailandske hustruer det. Læs bare de sidste nyheder fra Thailand i dag mandag. Men dette berettiger ikke os andre til at puste til ilden. Dette problem klarer de bedst selv hjemme i Thailand. Hilsen Rasmus Redigeret af Rasmus d. 04/04-2005 23:57 |
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Osama bin Laden has a heart attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do here," the devil says. "You're on my list, but I have no room for you. But you definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple of people here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves." Osama thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil led him into the first room. In it was Manuel Noriega and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty-handed. Over and over and over. Such was his fate in hell. "No," bin Laden said, "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long." So the devil led him to the next room. In it was the Ayatollah Khomeini with a sledgehammer and a huge pile of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. "No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I'd be in constant agony if all I did was break rocks all day," bin Laden commented. So the devil opened a third door. In it, bin Laden saw Bill Clinton, lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs staked in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was his girl Monica, smoking his pole like Cuban cigar. Osama bin Laden stared in disbelief and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this." The devil smiled and said, "OK, Monica, you're free to go." Med venlig hilsen
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