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det er en lille joke.
Women Are Evil By Nature...



A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub.
She
gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her
immediately.
She seductively signaled that he
should bring his face closer to hers.
As he did,
she gently caressed his full beard.








'Are you the manager?' she asked, softly stroking his face
with both hands.
'Actually, no,' he
replied.







'Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him,' she said,
running her hands beyond his beard and into his
hair.







'I'm afraid I can't,' breathed the bartender.. 'Is there
anything I can do?'






'Yes, I need you to give him a message,' she continued,
running her forefinger across the bartender's lip and
slyly popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and
allowing him to suck them
gently.







'What should I tell him?' the bartender managed to
say.







'Tell him,' she whispered, 'there's no toilet paper, hand soap, or
paper towels in the ladies room.


bamsen
 
quickmouse
ha, ha, bamsen er det en selvoplever fra din tid som "bar swinger" i patty, Smile Wink Grin Pfft
Redigeret af quickmouse d. 05/11-2008 18:47
quickmouse

>> Alt, hvad jeg kan lide, er enten ulovligt, umoralsk eller fedende. <<
 
Tak for den Bamsen - meget relevant når man tænker på mangelen på offentlige toiletter her i Thailand.

Jeg fik forleden en meget sød joke fra en ven i DK, det er en Poverpoint - hvordan kan jeg dele glæden med DTW? Aner ikke hvordan jeg overfører?

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